Patrick- Yeah, but it's solid black.
Me- Well it is..........
Patrick- What's the difference between the black ones, and the yellow & black ones.
Me- They're different colors.
(Patrick came close to dropping the propane tank he was carrying while laughing.)
That's the kind of genius it takes to raise children with brilliant, curious minds like Patrick's. Not a lot of parents are as sharp and full of knowledge like I am, and they would find questions like Patrick's frustrating, and difficult. Just be glad I'm raising him. I have the tough answers.