Suzi: Who left their dishes on the table? I'm going to break both your legs!!
The kids (except one, answering with a joyful tone, in unison): SAM!!!
Me: Seriously? Both his legs? I can't wait to watch this! Wow, you don't mess around.
I'm writing to report, no bones were broken. Must admit, I would have like to watch her:
- Catch him
- Wrestle him
- Figure out away to break his legs while holding him still