Me: Dog show.
H: Why?
Me: I'm curious to see if the Akita, Puji, Irish Terrier, Cocker Spaniel, Chow Chow, or the Japanese something or other is going to win. It's a nail bitter Hannah. Who knows who's going to win. See the old guy with the giant earlobes, he' s the judge. Look at those earlobes. They are enormous. Anyhow, he's looking to see which dog has their game face on, he's looking to see who came to win today. He's looking to see which dog is going to have his day. I'm telling this is serious stuff. You win one of these as a dog, and people are going to know who you are, and what you're all about, being a winner. These dogs have trained for this moment sister. Sit ups, pull ups, running laps, walking laps, eating a strict diet of dog food, laying around all day, and crap'n on the lawn. It's going to be somebodies pay day. I'm going with the Irish Terrier. He's got it going on.
H: You're so weird. I won't tell anyone you were watching this.
Me: Thanks. Oh I can't believe the Akita won. That judge has his head up......he doesn't know what he's talking about.
H: Whatever. Bye.
3 comments:
You are strange
I am currious where the judge had his head...
I agree, that Irish Terrier was tearing it up...some kind of scandal. Akita must've paid judge earlobes for the win.
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